Strangeland (1998): A Cinematic Marvel

What happens when you take an aging hair metal frontman who can't act, cover him with fake tattoos and piercings in 1998, put him in a violently low-budget horror movie, and feed him some of the worst dialog ever written? You get Strangeland, a Seven wannabe that hits on all the most important concerns parents of teens have today: chat rooms, body modification, and serial killers.